Invisiclues

Gorilla Warfare

1. What do primates like to eat?
2. OFFER BANANA SPLIT TO APE
3. What ape?! What banana split?!

The Moose

1. You must whip it, chill it out.
2. Type, MOUSSE.

22 over 7

1. A famous fraction, a real ratio.
2. It's called pi. So type, PIE.

Cereal Murderer

1. How do you kill a vampire?
2. In the Meets Aisle is a steak.
3. Also something for bad breath.
4. GIVE THE MINTS TO THE VAMPIRE
5. KILL THE VAMPIRE WITH THE STAKE

Little Girl

1. Read the ribbon she's wearing.
2. Type, BRATWURST.

Principals

1. Why would THEY be playing hooky.
2. Because they lack principles?
3. No! This STORY lacks principals.
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The British Aisle

1. Have you read the sign?
2. Brits love this sweet & creamy.
3. PUDDING SECTION

The Ants

1. They could be your relatives.
2. AUNTS

Returning Emily

1. Bratwurst is on no shopping list.
2. GIVE WORST BRAT TO AUNTS

The Flour

1. A rose is a rose...
2. FLOWER

A Scent

1. It's afforded by the flower
2. CENT

Bear Clause

1. Should you give the bear a hand?
2. BEAR CLAWS

Stationary

1. Get it write.
2. Spell it STATIONERY.

Wall of Quartz

1. Not so tough, just a half pint.
2. KNOCK DOWN THE QUARTS

Locks

1. The key to this one is a bit fishy.
2. LOX
3. Now, REMOVE THE LOX.

Door Jamb

1. Don't be reduced to jelly.
2. JAM

Tacks

1. The govt. really sticks it to you.
2. TAX

The Sail

1. This really cheapens everything.
2. SALE

Mussels

1. You may need to build a better body.
2. MUSCLES

Buy an Item

1. First, in the Cellar type SELLER.
2. Also, have a cent and tax.
3. PUT THE (ITEM) ON SALE
4. BUY THE (ITEM)