Invisiclues

Eyes Have It

1. LOOK AT WAITRESS WITH JAUNDICED EYE
2. GIVE THE WAITRESS AN EVIL EYE

Micky Spleen

1. You need to air out some anger.
2. VENT MY SPLEEN UPON THE WAITRESS

Tablecloth

1. LOOK AT TABLECLOTH
2. GIVE THE WAITRESS SHORT SHRIFT

Your Table

1. You may notice it swivels.
2. TURN THE TABLES ON THE WAITRESS

The Shadows

1. Shadows are also known as umbrage.
2. TAKE UMBRAGE WITH THE WAITRESS

Lions' Share

1. What's a group of lions called?
2. SWALLOW MY PRIDE

Pie

1. Eat it, just eat it...

Crow

1. Eat crow, and it's nitty-gritty.
2. GET DOWN TO THE NITTY-GRITTY

A Turkey

1. TALK TURKEY
2. GO COLD TURKEY
3. GOBBLE GOBBLE
4. There's no turkey, turkey!

Rump Roast

1. Consider an act of humility.
2. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

Headband

1. Examine it. Made of wool, eh?
2. PULL THE WOOL OVER HER EYES

Dander

1. This point should surely be raised.
2. GET HER DANDER UP

Woodchip

1. Okay, now just knock it off.
2. KNOCK THE CHIP OFF HER SHOULDER

A Fortune

1. BREAK THE COOKIE
2. Now how should you take the advice?
3. First, SHAKE SALT SHAKER.
4. TAKE ADVICE WITH A GRAIN OF SALT

Neon Sign

1. First solve the headband problem...
2. ... In order to take the sign.
3. GIVE THE WAITRESS HER COMEUPPANCE

Riot Act

1. READ WAITRESS THE RIOT ACT

Desserts

1. You could make them the waitress's.
2. GIVE WAITRESS HER JUST DESSERTS

Olive Tree

1. BREAK OFF A BRANCH
2. OFFER AN OLIVE BRANCH TO WAITRESS

The Coals

1. The waitress could use a rake-over.
2. RAKE WAITRESS OVER THE COALS

Napkin

1. Time to make your peace?
2. WAVE THE WHITE FLAG

Ceiling

1. There's no ceiling on your anger.
2. HIT THE CEILING

The Carpet

1. Consider it the waitress's calling.
2. CALL THE WAITRESS ONTO THE CARPET

Blood Caper

1. The blood requires some absorbing.
2. WIPE UP THE BLOOD WITH THE CAPE
3. Now, WAVE THE RED CAPE.

Pet Peeves

1. They are both the cook's very own.
2. GET THE COOK'S GOAT. COOK HIS GOOSE

Can Can

1. First, read the label.
2. MAKE A LAUGHING STOCK OUT OF COOK

Frying Pan

1. Try going from bad to worse?
2. JUMP FROM FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE

Own Devices

1. Might be hoisted on his own petard?
2. LEAVE THE COOK TO HIS OWN DEVICES

Ox-idental

1. All depends on whose ox is gored.
2. First, SHARPEN THE AX.
3. Now, GORE THE OX.