Invisiclues

How do I get the llama feed bag from the delivery man?

1. Follow the man's instructions.
2. GIVE THE DELIVERY MAN THE BEEZER CARD.

How do I get the mail from the llama's trough?

1. Mail is usually put in a mailbox.
2. You have to OPEN THE MAILBOX to reach into the trough.
3. Distract the llama so that it won't lick you.
4. You should have gotten the llama food from the delivery man.
5. Feed the llama treats to the llama.
6. You have to put the treats into the trough to feed the llama.
7. OPEN THE BAG THEN PUT THE TREATS IN THE MAILBOX. GET THE MAIL.

How do I get into the paranoid's house?

1. Respond to this challenging puzzle.
2. You have to respond with the correct password to the paranoid.
3. He's probably not sure who's coming to his house.
4. You have to find the person who's going to the paranoid's house.
5. Go into the farmhouse after being challenged by the paranoid.
6. A weirdo will appear. Trick him into giving you the counterpassword.
7. Repeat the challenge (EXACTLY!) from the paranoid to the weirdo.
8. He'll respond with the counterpassword that will get you into the paranoid's house.

What are the answers to the paranoid's questions?

1. If you don't know, you should read Popular Paranoia.

I'm stuck in jail. How do I get out?

1. Hack your way out of this puzzle.
2. CUT THE DOOR WITH THE HACKSAW. The hacksaw won't get you out, but it induces the weirdo to give you a knife.
3. The Swiss army knife has some useful attachments.
4. PUSH THE POWER SAW BUTTON AND PULL THE GENERATOR LEVER.
5. CONNECT THE POWER SAW TO THE GENERATOR.
6. GET ON THE GENERATOR to produce power for the saw.
7. You can't both walk and chew gum (pedal and cut?) at the same time.
8. If you GIVE THE SAW TO THE MAN or say MAN, TAKE SAW he'll cut the door for you.

I escaped from jail but can't take the paranoid's mail. What now?

1. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
2. The paranoid saw you come up the stairs first.
3. Let the weirdo go up the stairs before you. Then the paranoid will bother him, not you.

How do I get the mail from under the macaw?

1. The macaw is a political animal (so to speak).
2. The macaw is missing a wing and shouts political slogans (corresponding to the wing it still has).
3. There's a political painting in the Trophy Room (to the south).
4. I'm sure the macaw would be interested in seeing that painting. (Of course, you'll have to get the painting first.)
5. SHOW THE PAINTING TO THE MACAW THEN GET THE MAIL.

How do I steal the painting from the matron without getting shot?

1. The answer to this will ring a bell.
2. The matron always answers her doorbell.
3. It takes her a very long time to answer the door.
4. If you ring the mansion doorbell, you’ll have enough time to go to the Trophy Room and get the painting before the matron comes back.

How do I get the mail from the mousy man's apartment before he cuts it?

1. Have you checked your mail recently?
2. The mousy man is a stamp collector.
3. He's looking for a Zalagasa 42 Ai-Ai stamp.
4. There's one on the leaflet in your mailbox.
5. GIVE THE LEAFLET TO THE COLLECTOR THEN GET THE MAIL.

I'm so hungry I can't do anything. What do I do?

1. Keep trying, You'll finish what you were doing eventually.
2. Get a meal at the restaurant.

I don't have money and can't pay for my meal. How do I leave the restaurant?

1. This restaurant scene really happened to Douglas Adams.
2. The service was lousy and you didn't get what you ordered anyway.
3. Leave without paying for the meal.
4. You can leave through the side (south) exit without paying.

What do I do in the bookstore?

1. They sell other items than books.
2. There's a software section.
3. Maybe there are some cartridges NOT FOR SALE.
4. SHOW THE GAME CART TO THE CLERK. (It's in the small case in your Back Room.) He'll show you something in return.
5. Swap your game cart for his.

How do I get my airplane ticket to Paris?

1. Do as the letter from Ollie says.

How do I get my bank statement delivered to my new address?

1. You need to fill out a change-of-address form at your local branch.
2. Sorry, the bank already mailed one to your old address. Try calling your old address.
3. Very sorry, the owner of your old house sent it back to the bank. Try getting a change-of-address form at your bank.
4. You can't.

Why can't I cash the check?

1. Because the bank ran out of negative money, of course. If you cash a negative check, you get negative money.

Can I change the minus sign on my check to a plus sign?

1. No. Altering the check is illegal.
2. You don't want to go to jail again, do you?
3. Then stop trying to alter the check and use your brain to outsmart the tellers.

How can I deposit a negative check?

1. Depositing a negative check is like withdrawing a positive amount.
2. If you use a deposit slip to deposit a negative check it's like paying a bill. You have to be able to cover the balance from your account (which you can't cover).
3. Depositing positive money is the same as making a negative withdrawal.
4. Two wrongs can make a right and two negatives can make a positive.
5. Try to withdraw the negative check (the same as depositing a positive check).
6. The withdrawal teller can't handle checks, so you'll have to conduct the transaction at the deposit window.
7. To deposit the negative check (for a positive amount to your account) fill out a withdrawal slip and hand it to the deposit teller along with the negative check.

How do I withdraw cash from the bank?

1. Withdrawing money is the same as making a negative deposit.
2. Your account can't go below the minimum balance of $10.
3. You have to get your account over $10 before you can withdraw cash.

How do I get to the airport?

1. DON'T WALK!
2. Call a cab.
3. Check your address book (last page) for the telephone number.
4. Call the cab company, and do what they say to do.
5. I hope you have money to cover the cab fare; cab drivers don't take charge cards or negative checks.