Invisiclues

Where can I find a courtesy phone?

1. You can never find one when you really need it.
2. You don't really need it.
3. There aren't any; ignore the announcements (except to laugh).

How do I get to the Omnia Gallia desk?

1. The signs at the airport will direct you.
2. Just wander around inside the Airport Concourse until you see a sign for the Omnia Gallia desk, then go north.

How do I find the Air Zalagasa desk?

1. Follow the signs...
2. ...but don't believe them.
3. The only way to get to the Air Zalagasa desk is from the Airport Entrances. You'll never find it wandering along the Concourse.
4. The signs at the Airport Entrances for the airline desks change.
5. When the sign DOESN'T say Air Zalagasa, go north twice.

How do I get my Air Zalagasa ticket before the flight leaves the gate?

1. Murphy's Law says you can't.
2. The fat man always delays you until your flight leaves.
3. Make sure you get your ticket for Air Zalagasa anyway. Just give the clerk your Omnia Gallia ticket to get your new one.

How do I stop my flight from leaving?

1. ASK THE DESK CLERK ABOUT FLIGHT 42.
2. Maybe someone CAN go breaking into the traffic control tower.
3. Climb the pillar near the Air Zalagasa desk.
4. Open the grate and go up through the ducts.
5. Open the grate and enter the Control Tower.
6. Say CONTROLLERS, STOP FLIGHT 42 or something like that.

How do I get to the gate and onto the plane?

1. Try to GO TO THE GATE.
2. You didn't take an airport navigation course; you can't walk there.
3. If you do people a favor, maybe they'll do you a favor.
4. Notice the crowd that gathers when you climb the pillar.
5. There's that speaker that plays that awful music up there.
6. The crowd is hoping you'll do something about the music.
7. Pull the wires out of the speaker.
8. That silences that speaker, but the other speakers can still be heard.
9. CONNECT THE RED WIRE TO THE BLACK WIRE. The short circuit will silence all the speakers in the airport.
10. When you climb down, the crowd will carry you to your gate in appreciation for your good deed. Make sure you have your ticket and have stopped the flight from leaving the airport.