Invisiclues

What is that tiny metallic noise I hear when I press the buttons?

1. It's an announcement.
2. It's coming over the headphone/receptacle audio system.
3. You should wear and plug in the headphones (the bulge in the seat pocket) and then press the buttons.

Why are the buttons over my seat all mixed up?

1. Because it's a FubAero Jet. The circuits seem to always be miswired (although methodically so).
2. Maybe you can figure out which button goes to which function and seat.
3. Light button = Reclines the seat 3 rows back (or 6 forward) and 1 seat left (or 3 right).
4. Recline Button = Calls attendant for seat 1 row back (or 8 forward) and 2 seats left (or right).
5. Call Button = Lights the seat 1 row forward.
6. For example, the light button of 8C reclines seat 2B.

How do I get the attendant to remove my plate of Zalagasan delicacy?

1. ASK THE ATTENDANT ABOUT REGULATIONS.
2. You have to clear the food off your plate.
3. You don't necessarily have to eat the food yourself to clear the plate.

Can I get someone to eat my stew for me?

1. Would you eat someone else's stew?
2. Well, maybe if you were a Zalagasan.
3. Unfortunately, you can't sit next to the Zalagasans, so you can't get them to eat your stew.
4. NO!

How do I get rid of my plate of Zalagasan delicacy?

1. Play with the buttons at the airplane seats.
2. Figure out what they do, and their pattern.
3. You can recline other people's seats.
4. Reclining a seat will upset the food tray of the seat behind it.
5. Go to a seat where the button will knock YOUR food off your tray.

How can I get the Zalagasans to leave their seats?

1. Show them your authentic Zalagasan tribal shield.
2. Tell them about the llama sitting in the back row.
3. Hum a few bars of the music you hear over the headphones.
4. You can't get them to leave their seats. Why would you want to?

How can I get the woman to leave her seat?

1. She's more concerned about her baby than you.
2. When you walk past her seat, you disturb her baby, and she leaves her seat to calm the baby down.
3. You need to REALLY upset the baby to get the woman away from her seat long enough to sit in.
4. Read anything good lately?
5. Read the airline magazine. Princess Ani-ta'a terrifies babies.
6. SHOW THE AIRLINE MAGAZINE TO THE BABY.
7. The mother will now leave her seat long enough for you to sit in it. Big deal. Are you proud of yourself for scaring babies?

Can I survive a plane crash?

1. Didn't you read your safety card?
2. It shows how to survive a plane crash.
3. I guess the last step is important (and missing).
4. You can't survive the crash unless you follow the instruction on the missing piece.

Where's the missing piece of the safety card?

1. No desert [sic] until you finish your food.
2. Don't continue unless you've cleaned the food off your plate.
3. You should return to the seat where the food was dumped.
4. You'll find the missing piece under the seat there.

Where can I find a parachute?

1. Don't continue until you've found the missing piece of safety card.
2. Read the safety card. (Some of the words aren't English.)
3. To float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
4. You need to ask an attendant for the item on the card.
5. ASK ATTENDANT FOR STINGLAI KA'ABI.

How do I open the hatch to jump out of the plane?

1. Follow the directions.
2. LIFT THE HANDLE THEN PULL THE HANDLE.

How do I get my parachute unstuck from the plane?

1. The parachute is stuck in the hatch. We'll restate the obvious in case you missed it.
2. Maybe someone inside can help. You can see the flight attendant in the hatch window.
3. KNOCK ON THE HATCH. The flight attendant will be glad to help.

How do I stop from falling and dying?

1. You can't stop gravity, but maybe you can slow it down.
2. You need to have gotten a parachute beforehand.
3. PULL THE RIPCORD. (Don't bother counting to ten first. You don't have time.)